Thursday, June 25, 2009

iAMSOSTUPIDFORBUYINGAMAC

Hey guys, I am here and ready to start Blogging answers for everyday life, and I know every time you go to a store that sells any type of electronic your most likely to encounter the iPod, barf all across the US and North Korea, hey I would solve two problems if I barfed so much because I saw an iPod that North Korea would be covered with barf, may them we might not die from when they nuke us all, thanks President Obama, and here is an example on where I go off topic for a while. But really Obama I want to live, hey but where you where raised (not born) state might get nuked on the Fourth Of July and I bet we wont fire back because of you idiots, gosh if we could chooses Obama or Reagan in this situation, Obama would be –19000000000infinty. Hey but that what you get for electing McCain as the Republican nominee for the presidency, I bet he would do a little, and I MEAN a little better than Obama is doing right now. Then he does his idiotic things with Abortion and Gay Marriage that pushes me off the edge, this guys a complete Moron, and what about the iPod he gave to the queen of England with his speeches on it, First of all President Obama gave it to you (ugh) and second its Apple, its like Hell in a portable device. iPods are overpriced and over rated, plus your FORCED to use their crappy iTunes crappy program, now this is a funny little thing I made up about apple here it is: So your all similar with the Bible Story of Adam and Eve right? Right, so what fruit could God have made that was so evil, well when I think evil fruits I think of apple in .29 milliseconds so if the Apple was the evil fruit why are we using the evil products today? Microsoft man! This cracks me up too, the stupid so is completely hard to use, trust me i you have been using a PC for more that 3 years don't get a Mac if you need to know how to use it soon, unless you get one of those dummies books, but you are a dummies for getting the damn thing! WTF! I am updating my blog using WINDOWS live writer, and Windows internet explorer 8 while listing to music with WINDOWS media player, and speaking of music right now I am listening to the Beatles crap, Ringo Starr now but the real thing is you guys all know I love Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznors stuff but the real question is Reznor or McCartney whose better, and I know your saying you cant compare them, well its my blog and my life so I will and I will give you a flat out straight answer, Paul McCartney blows away Trent sorry but its time to face the facts. Trents still good don't get me wrong though. So its getting late and I don't want to get myself in a rant, too many words already!

Brandon Bernicky

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Opening Post :)

Hey guys, this is Brandon Bernicky, to let you know I have had many Blogs before this one and had cool templates for them too. This Blog is crap going on in my life and other crap. I AM WARNING YOU NOW I AM A FAR RIGHT CONSERVITIVE IF YOU HAVE NO GUMBALLS (unless your a girl) GET YOUR A DOUBLE S OUT OF HERE because I don't want you to lose your wiener, again. Before I start blogging I will let you have some working knowledge of the Brandanator 4000. I am a Christian Conservative that writes and makes movies, I also have a working knowledge on the computer system, I hate Macs too! So enough about me and now you can read more about me!

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