Friday, July 31, 2009

First Scheduled Blog Post

Hey guys, Brandon Bernicky here with some news some stuff going on in my life and then some funny stuff that people have been “tweeting” at me, so lets start this post with some news:

So what could possibly going around in this messed up world, well don't worry because it is not that messed up when God is on your side! So first of all Michel Jackson is STILL dead. The Media is also going to report all of the information on what Police will find of him and why he died, Police suspect that he may have been killed, but we may never know, now lets focus on some REAL news. First of all NObama’s magical Stimulus Package is still not doing anything good for the economy and for Jobs. That is pretty obvious though. Also The Swine Flu… opps I mean the “H1N1” virus is coming back, heaver too, this time I hope we are more prepared, so get your masks ready and buy a couple extra Germ-x’s sprays, and try to live life. Trust me you will live. Also by around 2012 our President is making manufacturing of the Normal safe to break Great Light Bulbs stop! So buy them now, or learn how to make them, pretty idiotic how socialized every thing is getting. Lets get on to some Brandon-stuff…

Here is the Brandon-Stuff, this will be not as bad news until the end, First of all I am getting two new back to school shirts! Wait why am I excited about that you may ask? Well I am getting Nine Inch Nails T-Shirts!!! One is a Capital G tee! The other is a With Teeth shirt! Later too I will be getting a cool Nine Inch Nails  in concert Blu-Ray! That will be cool. Now sadly I must get to the thing that has been aggravating me since it started, to not say their name or location someone that lives close to me, very close to me cough to the right cough was being a real dumb a** to me and my extremely nice friend, so we are walking by and we don't really like him, but the good thing to do is to say “hi”, so that's what he did… His son and his sons friend were playing catch in front of him, and as we say hi very nicely he responds, Hi  girls, I mean boys, all right an adult said that! I responded a little bad and said I didn't know girls had big d**** loud and clear! Then he mumbled in his beer belly voice something stupid, idiot! :D funny idiots and earlier on his son came over and then the kid that I was having out with said that the dorks son wasn't able to hang out with me… I don't care he is a jerk anyway but I wonder if it was because of this? huh, well after this incident I “tweeted” this:

image

Its true too!

TWEET TIME

This is the time where I laugh at the evil tweets that people tweet at me! Here it is! Starting tomorrow… Trying to do something elese so Blog you later!

0 comments:

I have a Swagbucks, I get free stuff for searching!

Bible Verse of the day

 
Copyright © 2010 Brandon's Blog. All rights reserved.